IF YOU THINK YOU DONT HAVE MANY FRIENDS...........

IF YOU THINK YOUR SALARY IS LOW, HOW ABOUT HER?

IF YOU THINK YOU ARE UNHAPPY, LOOK AT THEM...,

EVALUTION

NO SPEEKA DA ENGLIS

A Bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.



The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears

one of the men say the following:



"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come

once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and

pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."



"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady

indignantly. "In this country....we don't speak aloud in pubic

places about our sex lives.........



"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin'

abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella

"Mississippi'."





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