Never take someone for granted.Hold every person close to your heart. Because you may wake up one day and realise you have lost a diamond while you were too busy collecting stones....
"......do your best and let God do the rest!"
60 seconds with Jesus ....
During 60 seconds, leave whatsoever your doing and seize this opportunity! Let's see if satan can stop this.
THE (SCIENTIFIC) DEATH OF JESUS
At the age of 33, Jesus was condemned to death penalty.
That was then the "worst" death. Only the worst criminals could die like Jesus. And with Jesus things were worst, because not all the criminals condemned to death could receive nails on their hands and feet.
Of course, nails... Big nails! Each was 15 a 20 cm long, with a point of 6 cm. Another point was sharp.
The nails were craved into the pulses, and not into the palms, as we are used to hear. In the pulse, there's a tendon which extends till the shoulder, and when the nails were being hammered, that tendon broke, obliging Jesus to reinforce all the muscles of his back, so that he could breath as He was loosing all the air from his lungs.
In this way, He was forced to support Himself onto the nail craved in his feet, which was bigger than those craved into his pulses, for both feet were craved together. And, as his feet could not endure for long time without tearing, Jesus was forced to alternate that "cycle" so that He could breath.
Jesus endured that reality over 3 hours.
Yes, over 3 hours! Long time, isn't it? Few minutes before He died, Jesus was not bleeding anymore.
He was simply pouring water from his cuts and holes.
When we imagine Him injured, we only picture Him with injuries, but it is not enough; His wounds were true holes, made in his body.
He had no more blood to bleed, He only poured water.
Human body is composed by near 3.5 litres of blood (for adult).
Jesus poured all 3.5 litres of his blood; He had three nails hammered into his members; a crown of thorns on his head and, beyond that, a Roman soldier who nailed a spear into his chest.
All these without mentioning the humiliation He passed after carrying his own cross for almost 2 kilometres, while the crowd spat on his face and throwed stones (the cross was almost 30 kg of weight, only for its higher part, where his hands were nailed).
Jesus had to pass all this experience, so that you can have free access to God.
So that your sins could be "washed". All of them, with no exception! Don't ignore this situation. HE DIED FOR YOU!. For you, who now read this e-mail. Do not believe that He only died for others (those who go to the church or for pastors, bishops, etc)..
He died for you! It is easy to pass jokes or foolish photos by e-mail, but when it comes to God, sometimes you feel ashamed to forward to others because you are worried on what they may think about your moral.
Accept the reality, the truth that JESUS IS THE ONLY SALVATION FOR THE WORLD.
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God has plans for you, show all your friends what He experienced to save you. Now think on this! May God bless your life!
All you have to do is:
1. Simply pray for the person who sent this message to you:
Lord, you know the life of _________. I ask You to bless him/her in all realms and make him/her prosper. Take care of his/her family, his/her health, his/her work and all his/her plans for this year. Lead him/her not into temptation, but deliver him/her from evil in Jesus' name. Amen.
2.Then, send this message to 10 people.
3. Once, 10 people will pray for you and you will make that many people pray to God for other people.
4. Think a moment and appreciate the power of God in your life, for doing what pleases Him.
If you are not ashamed in doing this, please, follow Jesus' instructions. He said (Matthew 10:33): "But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven".
If you are not ashamed, send this message....... Only if you believe in Him.
Yes, I love God. He is my source of life and my saviour. He keeps me alive day and night..
Without Him, I am nothing, but with Him "I can do all things through Christ which strengthens me". Philippians 4:13.
Saturday, October 16, 2010
HAYA MAOMBI BWANA
Man: God?
God: Yes?
Man: Can I ask you something?
God: Of course!
Man: What's a million years for you?
God: A second.
Man: And a million dollars?
God: A penny.
Man: God, Could I have a penny?
God: Wait for a second.
WHY WOMEN ARE SO SPECIAL . . .
Mum and Dad were watching TV when Mum said, "I'm tired, and it's
getting late. I think I'll go to bed."
She went to the kitchen to make sandwiches for the next day's
lunches. Rinsed out the popcorn bowls, took meat out of the
freezer for supper the following evening, checked the cereal box
levels, filled the sugar container, put spoons and bowls on the
table and started the coffee pot for brewing the next morning.
She then put some wet clothes in the dryer, put a load of clothes
into the washer, ironed a shirt and secured a loose button. She
picked up the game pieces left on the table, put the phone back on
the charger and put the telephone book into the drawer. She
watered the plants, emptied a wastebasket and hung up a towel to
dry. She yawned and stretched and headed for the bedroom.
She stopped by the desk and wrote a note to the teacher, counted
out some cash for the excursion and pulled a text book out from
hiding under the chair. She signed a birthday card for a friend,
addressed and stamped the envelope and wrote a quick note for the
grocery store. She put both near her bag.
Mum then washed her face with 3 in 1 cleanser, put on her Night
Solution & age fighting moisturizer, brushed and flossed her teeth
and filed her nails.
Dad called out, "I thought you were going to bed."
"I'm on my way," she said. She put some water into the dog's dish
and put the cat outside, then made sure the doors were locked and
the patio light was on. She looked in on each of the kids and
turned out their bedside lamps and radios, hung up a shirt, threw
some dirty socks into the hamper, and had a brief conversation
with the one up still doing homework.
In her own room, she set the alarm; laid out clothing for the next
day, straightened up the shoe rack. She added three things to her
6 most important things to do list. She said her prayers, and
visualized the accomplishment of her goals.
About that time, Dad turned off the TV
and announced to no one in particular. "I'm going to bed." And he
did...without another thought.
Anything extraordinary here? Wonder why women live longer...?
'CAUSE THEY ARE MADE FOR THE LONG HAUL.......
(and they can't die sooner, they still have things to do!!!!)
Send this to five phenomenal women today...they' ll love you for
it!
And Forward this to as many men as you can so that they know why
women are so special :) .........!
God's very own creation! :)
YANAYO TUFANYA TUWE WASWAHILI...
1.Unawasalimia watu usiowajuwa na kutaka urafiki na kila anayetaka kuzungumza na wewe, halafu unaanza kumwita mtu huyo(usiyemjuwa undani wake wala tabia zake)aunt au anco!.
2.Asilimia 90 ya CD pamoja na cassete za muziki ulizonazo nyumbani ni feki (sio original copies).
3.Stoo yako imejaa vitu (makorokoro) kwa kuwa hutupi kwa kuamini kuwa ipo siku utayahitaji kwa mfano karpet ukilitoa hulitupi n.k.
4.Una machupa ya maji matupu na ya shampoo, chupa za perfume pamoja na vipodozi vingine umeweka tuu kwenye rafu au meza yako wala huna shughuli navyo.
5. Watoto wako wote wana majina ya utani mfano babu ali,chidi,mamu, dida, kibabu, n.k.
6. Hakuna mtu katika familia yako anayetoa taarifa kwako anapo kuja kukutembelea, wanajileta tu, hata hawatazami idadi ya watu wanaokuja wala kufikiria watalala wapi!
7.Mifuko yako imejaa vitu kama vile vijiti vya kusafishia meno,tissue n.k ulivyochukua sehemu kama vile mgahawani (Restaurant).
8. Mama yako anamigogoro na ndugu na hawazungumzi kwa muda wa siku 10 au zaidi.
9.Hupigi simu isipokuwa katika muda ambao gharama za kupiga ni nafuu(mfano usiku sana )na mara nyingi huwa una beep tu hutaki kujitia hasara hata kama wewe ndiye uliye na haja hiyo.
10.Ulipokua mdogo nguo unazonunuliwa pamoja na viatu ni vikubwa mara mbili ili uweze kuvivaa muda mrefu zaidi.
11.Wakati ukisafiri na ndege unabeba mzigo wa uzito mkubwa kuliko inavyoruhusiwa, kwa kuwa unataka kumridhisha kila mtu kwa zawadi huko unakokwenda.
12.Unapomsaidia mtu na akafanikiwa basi utakuwa unapita na huku unasema kama sio mimi asingekuwa vile yule.
13. Wale tunaowasaidia wengi wanakosa shukurani na badala yake wanasema, eti kaniletea kijisimu hiki, si hata hapa ningeweza kukipata? Ndio, zawadi ya Ulaya hii?! Halafu wanacheka!
14. Hatuvai nguo nzuri au mpya na kujipamba tunapokuwa majumbani mwetu isipokuwa tunapokwenda maharusini, khitma au kwenye mialiko ya futari au pale tunapoalikwa vyakula na marafiki!
NOTE: Basi wapelekee waswahili wengine ili wajuwe ni kitu gani kinawafanya wao wawe Waswahili... ......... ......... ..... kama mimi na wewe , lakini si wakati umefika wa kubadilisha khulka hizi, zilizopitiwa na wakati? (out dated traditions and customs)!!?....mmh?
Cheers
2.Asilimia 90 ya CD pamoja na cassete za muziki ulizonazo nyumbani ni feki (sio original copies).
3.Stoo yako imejaa vitu (makorokoro) kwa kuwa hutupi kwa kuamini kuwa ipo siku utayahitaji kwa mfano karpet ukilitoa hulitupi n.k.
4.Una machupa ya maji matupu na ya shampoo, chupa za perfume pamoja na vipodozi vingine umeweka tuu kwenye rafu au meza yako wala huna shughuli navyo.
5. Watoto wako wote wana majina ya utani mfano babu ali,chidi,mamu, dida, kibabu, n.k.
6. Hakuna mtu katika familia yako anayetoa taarifa kwako anapo kuja kukutembelea, wanajileta tu, hata hawatazami idadi ya watu wanaokuja wala kufikiria watalala wapi!
7.Mifuko yako imejaa vitu kama vile vijiti vya kusafishia meno,tissue n.k ulivyochukua sehemu kama vile mgahawani (Restaurant).
8. Mama yako anamigogoro na ndugu na hawazungumzi kwa muda wa siku 10 au zaidi.
9.Hupigi simu isipokuwa katika muda ambao gharama za kupiga ni nafuu(mfano usiku sana )na mara nyingi huwa una beep tu hutaki kujitia hasara hata kama wewe ndiye uliye na haja hiyo.
10.Ulipokua mdogo nguo unazonunuliwa pamoja na viatu ni vikubwa mara mbili ili uweze kuvivaa muda mrefu zaidi.
11.Wakati ukisafiri na ndege unabeba mzigo wa uzito mkubwa kuliko inavyoruhusiwa, kwa kuwa unataka kumridhisha kila mtu kwa zawadi huko unakokwenda.
12.Unapomsaidia mtu na akafanikiwa basi utakuwa unapita na huku unasema kama sio mimi asingekuwa vile yule.
13. Wale tunaowasaidia wengi wanakosa shukurani na badala yake wanasema, eti kaniletea kijisimu hiki, si hata hapa ningeweza kukipata? Ndio, zawadi ya Ulaya hii?! Halafu wanacheka!
14. Hatuvai nguo nzuri au mpya na kujipamba tunapokuwa majumbani mwetu isipokuwa tunapokwenda maharusini, khitma au kwenye mialiko ya futari au pale tunapoalikwa vyakula na marafiki!
NOTE: Basi wapelekee waswahili wengine ili wajuwe ni kitu gani kinawafanya wao wawe Waswahili... ......... ......... ..... kama mimi na wewe , lakini si wakati umefika wa kubadilisha khulka hizi, zilizopitiwa na wakati? (out dated traditions and customs)!!?....mmh?
Cheers
NO SPEEKA DA ENGLIS
A Bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.
The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears
one of the men say the following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come
once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and
pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady
indignantly. "In this country....we don't speak aloud in pubic
places about our sex lives.........
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin'
abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella
"Mississippi'."
I BET YOU READ THIS AGAIN!!!
The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears
one of the men say the following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come
once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and
pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady
indignantly. "In this country....we don't speak aloud in pubic
places about our sex lives.........
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin'
abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella
"Mississippi'."
I BET YOU READ THIS AGAIN!!!
Friday, October 8, 2010
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