IF YOU THINK YOU DONT HAVE MANY FRIENDS...........

IF YOU THINK YOUR SALARY IS LOW, HOW ABOUT HER?

IF YOU THINK YOU ARE UNHAPPY, LOOK AT THEM...,

EVALUTION

NO SPEEKA DA ENGLIS

A Bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.



The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears

one of the men say the following:



"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come

once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and

pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."



"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady

indignantly. "In this country....we don't speak aloud in pubic

places about our sex lives.........



"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin'

abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella

"Mississippi'."





I BET YOU READ THIS AGAIN!!!

HABARI,

SAMAHANINI NIKO KIMYA KWA MUDA KUNA MAMBO NAYAKAMILISHA NITARUDI ON LINE MUDA SI MREFU BAADA YA KUMALIZA HAYA  YANAYO NIKABIRI

WATU HAWA WAMEKUA WAKITUSUMBUA SANA ETI WANATAKA TUWE WASIMAMIZI WAO KWENYE MIRATHI BAADA YA KUPOTEZA WAZAZI WAO NA KUDAI WANAISHI SENEGAL REFUGEE CAMP HEBU SOMENI JAMANI

Hi Dear.


Thanks for your Immediate response to my e-mail, How are you doing today? hope fine and you are perfectly doing well in health. My name is Lizzy desmond I am from Rwanda in Central Africa. 24years of old, 5ft 8inches tall, Single never married, Black hair and brown eyes. I am presently living in senegal due to the Civil War fought in my country some years ago. My Father ( Dr PHILIP DESMOND THE CHAIRMAN MANAGING DIRECTOR OF DESMOND & SONS INDUSTRIALS COMPANY IN THE CAPITAL CITY OF MY COUNTRY ( KIGALI ), Also the PERSONAL ADVISER to the former HEAD OF STATE, before the rebels attacked our house one early morning & kill him & my mother, With My younger sister.



It's only me that is alive because I wasn't arround when this happened, I was in the University where am schooling, am doing my first year in accountant, I then manage to abscond to following west african country ( SENEGAL ) where am residing now in '' REFUGEE CAMP''.



Attached below is my picture. I am seriously looking a nice man of kind heart in my life, therefore, I will like to hear from you soon also to tell you more about my life due to I have many things to tell you only if you are willing to know about it. My hobbies are Books, Dancing, Music, Football, Tennis, Movies and Swimming. I will only like to know yours, also your dislike.



Thanks & God bless you, Looking forward to your prompt reply and have a pleasant day.

Miss Lizzy desmond